Feb 21, 2013

We are the Tinies. The mighty, mighty Tinies.

Everywhere we go, people wanna know, what we are, so we tell them: WE ARE THE UNICORNBATMANSECRETUNNELMUSHROOMAVENGERS OF THE WORLD (we'll keep on dancing 'till the end).
Left to right: Manda, Shli, Panda, Mellie, Bon-Bon
I made sure to get a nice group photo of us... Okay, so it's not a photo, but it could be. We could also be unicorn goddesses in disguise, but that is TOP SECRET. Did I mention I'm having this slight obsession with the Percy Jackson series right now? It should be made known that I could become an involuntary fish-vegetable at any given moment. But please! Don't let that scare you away. There is so much to explain with so little time. If you turn chicken, we'll understand, but we might eat you. Also, I may or may not have started writing this post after midnight. o______o *whale*

The year flies by so quickly and when one realizes how little informed they are about our not-so-secret-society, it can leave one feeling dreadfully normal. BUT WAIT! Panda has swooped down to save the day and rescue the unsuspecting readers... or has she? Why is Panda speaking in third person? That is the right question. A question to ponder over the eternities... though not right now! I have much to explain.
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Please excuse my sudden... outbursts. They can be rather unpredictable and strangely uncontrollable. The story I have to tell this fine night is about a book. Not a very large book, but a book all the same. It is a most particular book; unfinished yet flowing with information so deep that the minds of mere mortals would explode if....err, I mean... forget that part. Hehe...heh, where was I? Oh yes, this book is a small book. Many of its pages lie waiting to be filled with the glorious memories and stories that we uphold here in our little apartment. We love this little quote book, and it loves us. One day it may become one of the greatest books the world has ever known. But until then, you should know that there is much to be told by our little book. It's small pages flow with the wisdom of our not-so-quiet-and-frankly-sporadic home. Only time will tell what will become of it. Only time will tell how many times we shall quote our quoted quotes in the quote book. And that, my friends (if you dare let me call you that), is another story.

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A story filled with magical beasts, dragons, unicorns, creatures of earth, water, sky, and fire. Gods and Heroes and Powerful beings. Mountains and planets and *gets smacked in the head by someone nearby* -- OK, okay! Sheesh. THE END.
(P.s. pandas are amazing. And so are llamas. :D

-With sincerest regards the WHALAPANDAUNICORN GODDESS (aka Panda). ;)

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