
We, as roommates, like each other a lot and thus like to spend crazy amounts of time together. Therefore, there have been several conversations in which we have expressed something like, "Guys, I'm so glad we're all single. That means we can hang out more." As this is the pervading sentiment in the apartment it has produced a list for when one of us inevitably begins dating someone, poor girl.
I. If a girl holds hands with a boy, she owes each of the girls in the apartment their own bag of M&M's.
II. If a girl kisses a boy, she owes each girl in the apartment ice cream (including the expensive lactose free stuff) in payment for her transgression.
III. If a girl makes out with a boy, she owes each girl in the apartment her own whole pizza (including gluten free).
IV. If a girl gets engaged while living in our apartment, she owes the apartment a group trip to Salt Lake, preferably overnight.
V. If a girl kisses a boy 200 times, she owes the apartment a reunion trip/epic sleepover with ice cream and pizza and a blanket fort with Christmas lights and Nutella. Because that's not random....
I am the morning and the evening star. If I say day is night, thus it shall be written!
- Manda