Not too long ago, the Mellie and I took part in a most fulfilling form of time-wasting procrastination by going through every Name Generator and Situation Randomizer as we could find in one night. Granted, Mellie was actually, sort of, in a way, with small devotion, attempting to write an essay for her class. So, it could be said that not too long ago, I took part in a most fulfilling form of time-wasting, pro-procrastination and managed to distract my target most efficiently by bringing up EVERY NAME GENERATOR AND SITUATION RANDOMIZER I could possibly find and asking her for all her personal information (middle name, zodiac signs, birthday, phone-number digits, social security, just basic stalker info).
And we came across one of the most Beautiful Treasures to be known. A Dragon Name Generator. :3
Needless to say, we went through and did just about everybody:
Aquphen Green-Shroud, The Explosive (Mellie):
She cracks the very earth asunder with bolts of lightning! She has scales as green as forest emeralds. She brings death without mercy. This one shrouds the land in darkness, dominating all.
Kzanem Crimson-Smasher, The Repugnant (Meeee):
She is the bane of all life! She has scales that glow as hot as flames. She brings death without mercy. This one shrouds the land in darkness, dominating all.
Klalan Sour-Howler, The Coal Dark (Bon):
She lays waste to green and fertile lands! She is a yellow green dragon with pearlescent scales that catch the light. She howls like a banshee when breathing fire. This one could scorch the very sun.
Kzaqua Crimson-Smasher, The Explosive (Manda):
She roars a deafening sonic roar with the voice of a thunderstorm! She has scales as crimson as glowing embers. She smashes things that get in the way with powerful claws. This one has strength.
Hazadia Dream-Lizard, The Burning (Shli):
She scorches the roof of the world! She has scales that shimmer with the colours of the rainbow. She is a ponderous, slow dragon. Given a choice, this one prefers to sit atop a hoard.
Haaqo Silver-Hiss, The Coal Dark (Sea Otter):
He rains brimstone down on enemies in judgement! He has scales as silver as the lonely moon. He hisses like a cat and prefers small prey. This one is independent and aloof.
Aquron Orange-Blaster, The Diamond Hoarder (Vegas):
He is desirous of precious jewels and shiny things! He has scales as orange as molten lava. He blasts apart houses and castles as if they were made of matchsticks. This one has powerful lungs!
Hurtos Silver-Hiss, The Smoky (Moonshine):
He wreathes the land in a suffocating fog! He has Scales as silver as the lonely moon. He hisses like a cat and prefers small prey. This one is independent and aloof.
Admit it. You're jealous right now. You are. Say it. Say it. Say it. SAY IT. :K
And we didn't stop there, we went on with MANY other Generators. Here are some of the ones we enjoyed the most:
And then there's this beauty from before Shli left us:
Also, Percy Jackson life Predictor:
I could go on and blog many, many more of these because we went through probably nearly every single one that exists on this internet (literally, we were doing them for nearly 4 hours, no joke), but that would clutter this beautiful, perfect post about a most wonderful event of procrastination, and we wouldn't want that, now would we?
If ever you have no life or simply want to escape the one you're in, I highly recommend this most efficient and most entertaining time-wasting activity.
*Chancellor Fishy McMittens Out*
--- Panda the Panda